Kitty Quote #606
Kitty: There's my little roller disco king.
Eric: Mom! Shh. Look, at any given moment, there are at least three kids in this house who would use that information to destroy me. We have to keep it our secret.
Kitty: Well, I was just reading the bible... And it says that keeping secrets is a sin. It goes lust, gluttony, sloth, keeping secrets.
Eric: Mom, we don't even have a bible. Remember last Christmas you spilled peppermint schnapps all over it?
Kitty: Honey, just share your secret. People are gonna find out eventually, because that is a surprisingly difficult thing to keep secret.
Eric: Okay, I don't know if you know this about me, but I already take quite a bit of crap just walking around being regular me. So, no, I'm not gonna tell anybody.
Kitty: Do you want me to tell them?
Eric: No.
Kitty: Yes?
Eric: No. I'll think about it, okay? Maybe there's a way I can kind of feel everybody out.
Kitty: Good. [chuckles] And, by the way, I did not spill peppermint schnapps on the bible. It was sambuca. I am not trailer trash.
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Fez: Did you know that I am a shampoo boy down at the beauty salon? Yes, ladies come from miles around to be touched by these magic hands.
Angie Barnett: Is that why they're all dry and chapped?
Fez: No. That's from my day off.
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Donna: Fez, come on. Just tell us what Eric's up to.
Fez: Donna, if I learned anything from all my years as a virgin... It's that seeing it is much better than talking about it.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man. I had dinner with her and my dad last night. And it was the first family dinner I'd ever been to where we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.
Donna: Man, Hyde, first a new dad, now a new sister? It's like you hit the orphan lottery.
Fez: Look, your dad's got a whole jar of Peppermint Patties. [laughs] That's class, baby.
Eric: That's nothing, you guys. I found 20 bucks just sitting on the desk, and I kind of want to steal it. Wow. I'm really starting to see the underbelly of not having a job.
Kelso: Check it out, Hyde. Your dad knows Skynyrd. I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell "Free Bird" really loud, they'll start playing it.