Donna: Fez, come on. Just tell us what Eric's up to.
Fez: Donna, if I learned anything from all my years as a virgin... It's that seeing it is much better than talking about it.

Kelso: Hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man. I had dinner with her and my dad last night. And it was the first family dinner I'd ever been to where we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.
Donna: Man, Hyde, first a new dad, now a new sister? It's like you hit the orphan lottery.
Fez: Look, your dad's got a whole jar of Peppermint Patties. [laughs] That's class, baby.
Eric: That's nothing, you guys. I found 20 bucks just sitting on the desk, and I kind of want to steal it. Wow. I'm really starting to see the underbelly of not having a job.
Kelso: Check it out, Hyde. Your dad knows Skynyrd. I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell "Free Bird" really loud, they'll start playing it.

William Barnett: Ah, Angie, meet your new brother's friends... They're scruffy, but they don't seem to be dangerous.
Hyde: Hey, guys, check it out... Family 'fro.
Angie Barnett: I know you're thinking, what are the odds that Steven would have a previously unknown black half-sister? Well, I'll tell you... 2,437:1. I'm a math major.
Kelso: A math major? Awesome. I need some help building a homemade rocket. And we also need a hamster that's not afraid of heights or being blown up.
Angie Barnett: You must be Kelso.
Kelso: Yeah, I am. Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure being the only good-looking one in the room.
Jackie: Michael, that is so rude. You know there's two of us.
Angie Barnett: And that makes you Jackie.
Jackie: That's right. Hi. Ok, so let me bring you up to speed on the group. Too skinny, too tall, too horny, too foreign, too-rific.