Hyde Quote #536

Quote from Hyde in It's Only Rock and Roll

William Barnett: Steven, we're gonna be evaluating store profits from last quarter. So your job is to go through these records and to underline every instance of the word "credit."
Hyde: That's what I'm gonna be doing my whole first day?
William Barnett: [scoffs] First day? Ha! It'll take you a week. But if you get bored, do what I do. Play golf.
Hyde: I don't play golf.
William Barnett: Good, you can't leave anyway.

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