Fez Quote #707
Quote from Fez in Let's Spend the Night Together
Fez: [o.s.] Open up, it's Dr. Baby Doctor. I have your baby and he wants to talk to you. [Kelso opens the door] It's just me. I'm not a doctor, and I don't have your baby. Burn!
Kelso: That was a good one. Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important to me, okay? So I'm trying to take it seriously.
Fez: Hey, say no more. My sensitive friend, I am sorry. No more phone pranks from now on. Learn to trust your friends. [answers phone] Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni.
Kelso: Fez! God! [takes phone] Hello? Brooke! What? Your water broke? What does that mean? Oh, God, that's disgusting. No, why would you tell me that? Oh, jeez! Okay, okay, I'm on my way. This is it! I'm having a baby!
Fez: Go get 'em, buddy! [answers phone] Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni. Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy. You mean, you want some? We're closed.
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‘Let's Spend the Night Together’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, well, nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, so I'll do it. You're Black.
Eric: Mom! Okay, please, Mr. Barnett, we're very open-minded.
Kitty: Oh! Oh, no, he's right. I, myself, love that singer Art Garfunkel.
Hyde: Art Garfunkel's white.
Kitty: Really? Well, his name's got the "funk" in it, so I... Oh, wait, wait, wait. Red, who's that Black person I like?
Red: Martin Luther King?
Kitty: Yes!
Quote from Hyde
William Barnett: I own a chain of record stores.
Hyde: Record stores. That's cool, huh?
William Barnett: Yeah.
Hyde: I was afraid you were gonna be a cop or something.
William Barnett: I don't like cops.
Hyde: I don't like cops, either. Hey, who do you think shot JFK?
William Barnett: I don't know, because they don't want me to know.
Hyde: Check it out, man. I'm a chip off the old block.
Quote from Hyde
William Barnett: Hi, is this the Formans'?
Kitty: You know, I'm sorry, I told your friend last week, we don't want a subscription to Ebony magazine.
William Barnett: No, no, no, no. We spoke over the phone. I'm William Barnett. I'm Steven's father.
Kitty: Oh! I mean, come in, come in. Everybody, I want you to meet Steven's father. Steven, look.
Hyde: I'm looking.
William Barnett: It's good to meet you, Son. I've really been looking forward to this. I wanted to get you a card, but they don't have one for our unique situation. So, here. Happy First Communion.
Jackie: Wow. You came from him?
Eric: Yeah, I'm not sure I see the resemblance.
Hyde: What are you talking about? My 'fro, my coolness, my suspicion of the Man. This explains so much.