Fez: [o.s.] Open up, it's Dr. Baby Doctor. I have your baby and he wants to talk to you. [Kelso opens the door] It's just me. I'm not a doctor, and I don't have your baby. Burn!
Kelso: That was a good one. Listen, this baby stuff's, like, really important to me, okay? So I'm trying to take it seriously.
Fez: Hey, say no more. My sensitive friend, I am sorry. No more phone pranks from now on. Learn to trust your friends. [answers phone] Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni.
Kelso: Fez! God! [takes phone] Hello? Brooke! What? Your water broke? What does that mean? Oh, God, that's disgusting. No, why would you tell me that? Oh, jeez! Okay, okay, I'm on my way. This is it! I'm having a baby!
Fez: Go get 'em, buddy! [answers phone] Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sex-a-roni. Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy. You mean, you want some? We're closed.