Kelso Quote #610
Quote from Kelso in Young Man Blues
Kelso: Okay. Where's my cop car? [Fez and Hyde shrug] You know what? I'm gonna count to three. And before I'm done, you'd better tell me where it is. One, two... Two-and-a-half.
Hyde: Three.
Kelso: No, you can't say "three". That's not how it works.
Fez: Did my frog know how it worked when he saw that tire coming? His tiny green life flashing before his eyes?
Kelso: Guys, come on, you can't just take somebody's car without asking permission. And especially since I... kind of took it without asking permission.
Hyde: What?
Fez: You stoled it?
Kelso: I was supposed to be watching it while my training officer got a haircut. Guys, they're gonna have my paper badge for this.
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Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
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Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.