Red Quote #545
Quote from Red in Young Man Blues
Eric: Okay, that's it. I can't fix it. I just... I can't do it.
Red: Oh, what's the problem now? Did the fuzzy dishtowel jump out and attack you?
Eric: I can't believe you said you failed with me.
Red: Oh, come on. That was a joke. You know, like, "A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar," or "I failed with you."
Eric: Do you really think that?
Red: No, not completely. I mean... Maybe you're not good at fixing stuff. But you stayed behind from school to help the family out. And that's admirable.
Eric: Yeah. Yeah, it is. Some might say it's the greatest gift a son could give his father.
Red: No, the greatest gift a son could give his father is a Heisman Trophy.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Young Man Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Okay, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.
Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: [siren wails] Whoa, it's the Five-O. Better go hide my stash. [off Kitty's look] Comic books. And comic book paraphernalia.
Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.