Kelso Quote #582
Quote from Kelso in We're Not Gonna Take It
Kelso: All right, Eric, here's the pea soup you ordered.
Eric: You peed in the soup, didn't you?
Kelso: No, I'm done trying to screw you over. It's not your fault you got the job. Some people are busboys, and some people are waiters. And I guess I'm just an extremely... handsome busboy.
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Eric: Hey, Mom, look, I know you're worried about money, with Dad not being able to work, but I want you to know I'm gonna get right back out there and get a better job, a high-paying job.
Red: Oh, sure, just go down to the Bureau of High-Paying Jobs. You can't miss it. It's right next to the Pie-in-the-Sky Office. Jackass.
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Eric: Hey, Hyde, where's table seven's fish?
Kelso: Oh, I got that for you, Eric. Here is your filet of sole. [reveals a shoe on a plate] Burn!