Red Quote #531
Quote from Red in We're Not Gonna Take It
Kitty: Ooh, look at the paper sparkle. I wonder what it is.
Red: Well, keep wondering, 'cause this package is going right back.
Laurie: But Daddy!
Fez: But Daddy.
Kitty: No, no, I am just curious. Aunt Martha's well-to-do, so you have to figure it's a pretty nice present. Don't you wanna just peek?
Red: No, I wanna go to the courthouse. Now get moving. Whatever's in this package might make you happy for a day, but a divorce is a gift that lasts a lifetime.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘We're Not Gonna Take It’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Okay, just to make it clear, if you're buying me a gift, I want candy. For my birthday, Christmas, daylight savings... Candy. Candy!
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Mom, look, I know you're worried about money, with Dad not being able to work, but I want you to know I'm gonna get right back out there and get a better job, a high-paying job.
Red: Oh, sure, just go down to the Bureau of High-Paying Jobs. You can't miss it. It's right next to the Pie-in-the-Sky Office. Jackass.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Hey, Hyde, where's table seven's fish?
Kelso: Oh, I got that for you, Eric. Here is your filet of sole. [reveals a shoe on a plate] Burn!