Donna Quote #283
Quote from Donna in Celebration Day
Donna: Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end.
Eric: [British accent] You are as wicked as you are gorgeous.
Donna: You know, it really creeps me out being up here after what happened to those kids.
Kelso: What kids?
Donna: A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here and they disappeared. And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake. It was like... It was like something killed them and then pulled them in.
Fez: Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster.
Laurie: No. Fez, the Loch Ness Monster's in Africa.
Donna: So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff and when they played back the tapes all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper.
Kelso: What did it say?
Donna: "I am the Lady of the Lake. I am the Lady of the Lake." Yeah. And you'll know when she's coming, because she screams before she kills. Let's see if we can hear her. [silence] I said, let's see if we can hear her.
Eric: [o.s.] D- Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush.
Kelso: I heard her. She's stuck in a thornbush.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Celebration Day’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [plays guitar and sings] Something touched me deep inside The day that Hyde died So bye-bye, Mr Steven Hyde I'm a hottie and you're nottie Jackie's gonna be mine She likes my brunette Likes not your curly ass twine Oh, Jackie Burkhart, you are so fine [talks] I wrote that just for you, Jackie.
Hyde: He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie."
Kelso: Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda.
Hyde: Fez, it's sad you're getting deported, but this "last American" crap's getting annoying.
Fez: Ah, my last American chance to annoy you.
Eric: Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. I mean, we graduate tomorrow. You go to your country with a high school diploma they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something.
Fez: Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place where people are outnumbered by lizards.
Kelso: I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, guys, I made a decision.
Kelso: So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"?
Hyde: Would you shut the hell up and let her talk?
Jackie: Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. Who do I love most? And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. The person I love most is me. I love me most.
Hyde: You choose you?
Jackie: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
Kelso: Wait, what... So where does that leave us?
Jackie: I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner.