Donna: Okay. I'm gonna freak everyone out and tell my ghost story so go hide in the woods and jump out when I get to the end.
Eric: [British accent] You are as wicked as you are gorgeous.
Donna: You know, it really creeps me out being up here after what happened to those kids.
Kelso: What kids?
Donna: A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here and they disappeared. And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake. It was like... It was like something killed them and then pulled them in.
Fez: Maybe it was the Loch Ness Monster.
Laurie: No. Fez, the Loch Ness Monster's in Africa.
Donna: So the police, like, searched the lake with their sonar and stuff and when they played back the tapes all they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper.
Kelso: What did it say?
Donna: "I am the Lady of the Lake. I am the Lady of the Lake." Yeah. And you'll know when she's coming, because she screams before she kills. Let's see if we can hear her. [silence] I said, let's see if we can hear her.
Eric: [o.s.] D- Donna, I'm stuck in a thornbush.
Kelso: I heard her. She's stuck in a thornbush.