Donna Quote #280

Quote from Donna in Nobody's Fault But Mine

Eric: You know what I think, Donna? I think this whole "get married in a week" stuff is just Red trying to get us to call the whole thing off. Yeah. But you know what? That ain't happening, missy. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna teach Red a lesson and get married out of spite. Yeah, screw you, Red!
Donna: Wow. It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite. You know what? I think maybe you're not ready to get married. And if you're not, you better tell me right now.
Eric: Donna, I'm not ready.
Donna: Oh, thank God. Me neither.
Eric: What? I thought you were ready.
Donna: I thought you were.
Eric: I'm not.
Donna: Me neither.
Eric: Oh, my God, you are so hot.
Donna: You are! [they kiss]

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Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
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Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!