Jackie Quote #311

Quote from Jackie in No Quarter

Jackie: Eric, I paid for the ring.
Donna: What?
Eric: What?
Jackie: Look, Donna, I read in your diary that you think I'm kind of hard to live with, and... Well, I realized you were right. And I wanted to show you that I know, and I'm sorry. And, well, thank you.
Donna: Huh.
Kitty: Well, gosh, Jackie, how very sweet, and uncharacteristic of you.
Jackie: Well, I know how much you love that ring and I wanted to do something nice.
Donna: Wow, thanks. [chuckles]
Eric: You know, Jackie, some people, if they want to be nice they just actually start being nicer on a day-to-day basis.
Jackie: Yeah, I figured it'd be easier to write a check.

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 ‘No Quarter’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.

Quote from Red

Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.