Hyde Quote #448
Quote from Hyde in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Hyde: Hey, man. Long time no see. When my dad left, my mom signed me up for the Big Brother program, and I got Roy. We had some good times before you left town.
Roy: Yeah, and moved in with a wonderful woman.
Hyde: Oh. What happened?
Roy: She found out I was living there.
Hyde: Roy has some problems with people.
Roy: They don't like me. Yeah. You don't like me, right?
Jackie: Not really. But to be fair, I have very high standards.
Roy: Yeah? She's really nice, Steven.
Hyde: Hey, so what are you doing here?
Roy: I work here. Hotel kitchen manager. I was gonna put out word that we were looking for a cook but then I figured, why bother? They'll just leave me like everybody else.
Jackie: So, Roy, seem a little depressed there.
Roy: Yeah, I'm teetering on the brink.
Hyde: Maybe I can do something to cheer you up.
Roy: Really? Oh, that'd be great.
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‘Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.