Eric Quote #604
Quote from Eric in When the Levee Breaks
Eric: Um, is this red stuff gravy or blood?
Donna: There's no gravy.
Eric: Oh. Well, I guess it's just kinda moist then. Actually, it's kinda pink. Is this ham?
Donna: No, it's Chicken Pinciotti. Mine looks fine. Well, if you don't wanna eat yours we have some Fruity Pebbles.
Eric: No. No. Grown-ups don't eat Fruity Pebbles. They eat chicken.
Donna: What grown-ups? Where are these grown-ups?
Eric: Donna... us. The whole point of this weekend is to prove that we're grown up and that Red doesn't know what he's talking about when he says I'm immature.
Donna: It is? I don't know. I thought the point of this weekend was to have, you know, a fun, light weekend.
Eric: Yeah. No, it will be fun and light. It's just that in the next 36 hours, I would like to prove to myself that my father's been wrong about me my entire life. But in a fun, light way.
Donna: Well, whatever. You don't have to eat the chicken.
Eric: No! What? No. Are you kidding? I was kidding. [chuckles] I'm doing our grown up, domestic squabbling thing, you know? It's like, I make fun of your cooking, you tell me to put on pants when we have company.
Donna: Are you gonna stop wearing your pants? 'Cause I might have a problem with that.
Eric: See? Good, we're bickering like husband and wife. What, you call this dinner? [laughs] Hey, take my wife, please. [laughs] [eats] That's delicious.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘When the Levee Breaks’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Steven. You got a big tear in that jacket.
Hyde: Yeah. It's hard hopping over a fence carrying two 12 packs. I mean, library books.
Kitty: Well, I'm gonna ignore that, 'cause you don't even have parents to buy you a new coat. He doesn't have parents, Eric.
Eric: He told me that sometimes when he's all alone, he cries.
Kitty: Oh, that settles it. I'm taking you shopping for a new coat. Here, here. Take some Tang and go.
Hyde: Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a chick say that. [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: What? What? Never turn down Tang. Growing boys need Tang. [Hyde and Eric laugh] What is funny here?
Quote from Kelso
[circle:]
Fez: So then I said, "No party, no pooper!" Because he wouldn't have a party.
Jackie: See, I think it's stupid that Eric and Donna need to practice being married. I mean, it's simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.
Hyde: I am liking you more and more.
Kelso: You know, I was thinking about The Incredible Hulk. I like that show. Especially the part where he gets all, like, mad and turns green and then his shirt rips off. But then I was thinking, like what if he was purple? And a lady? Come on. Like an angry, naked purple chick. That's better, right?
Red: [o.s.] What's going on down here? Why doesn't anybody ever go home?
[circle ends: Hyde sprays air freshener and Fez opens the door for a breeze as Red comes down the stairs]
Kelso: And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.
All: Cause it's got both!
Quote from Eric
Kitty: Red, don't get upset so early. You won't enjoy your sausage and Tang.
Eric: Sausage and Tang? [chuckles] Is- Is that a little racy for breakfast?
Kitty: I don't get it.
Red: Well, I'm gonna leave before someone explains it.