Donna Quote #256

Quote from Donna in Misty Mountain Hop

Donna: Okay. Jackie's directions say, "Pass the place I bought a green sweater. Don't stop. The cotton has polyester in it."
Eric: This is great. We're lost.
Donna: No, we're not lost. We just need to find our bearings. [sighs] Where would she go around here to find a green sweater?
Eric: Why, the green sweater store, Donna. Good thinking.
Donna: Hey, why are you mad at me?
Eric: I- Because you need to learn to control your urges. If you'd have kept your big foot out of my bean bags, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Donna: Well, excuse me for reading Cosmo and trying a little something. If you think you're gettin' the topless nachos now, you're crazy.
Eric: Whatever. Ah, man, now I'm hungry. I want my Twinkie.
Donna: You packed Twinkies?
Eric: I packed a Twinkie. There's only one left, and it's mine. Whoever packed it, snacked it. I've been lookin' forward to it all day.
Donna: Oh, you have? [eats]
Eric: That's nice. That's- That's very ladylike. [Donna grunts with her mouth full]

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 ‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!

Quote from Red

Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.

Quote from Hyde

Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?