Eric Quote #992

Quote from Eric in Misty Mountain Hop

Eric: Donna, I think I may have overreacted a little bit. I mean, there are plenty of Twinkies in the world. I mean, sure, there was only one in the car, and you did go Godzilla on it but look, I'm sorry.
Donna: Well, if it makes you feel any better, it didn't taste very good. I think it was a knockoff.
Eric: Yeah, my mom buys "Twonkies." Look, Donna, we had a goal at the beginning of this trip. We were gonna be romantic in some place new and different and I am a man who likes to finish what he started. So may I suggest on my kitchen table?
Donna: You know what? Okay. All right. Yeah, your parents won't be home until tomorrow.
Eric: Oh, my God. You're going for this? Okay. Okay. Great. What the hell was in that "Twonkie"?
[As Eric and Donna go inside, Red and Kitty return home:]
Red: You believe that kid? First he doesn't show up, then he blocks the driveway.
Kitty: Well, I will just be happy to get back in our nice, quiet house. Oh, my God!
Donna: [o.s.] Oh, my God.
Hyde: All right. It's Donna's butt.
Red: Damn it! That's where I eat dinner!

Rate

 ‘Misty Mountain Hop’ Quotes

Quote from Kelso

Kitty: Steven, what's in the bag?
Kelso: The Packers winning next year's Super Bowl. That's what's in the bag.
Red: Is that what I think it is?
Kelso: If you mean paprika, yes, sir.
Kitty: Honey- Honey, paprika is red.
Kelso: If you mean green paprika, yes, sir!
Red: Green paprika?!
Kelso: Hyde, what am I looking for here?
Hyde: Oregano.
Kelso: If you mean oregano, yes, sir!

Quote from Red

Red: What's going on?
Kelso: Oh, just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
Red: Well, get it off, or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass.

Quote from Hyde

Jackie: Oh, God. Steven, you know what? I thought you finally understood what being a couple was about.
Hyde: Well, what is being a couple? It's all about give-and-take, yin and yang. It's a philosophical paradox like a tree falling in the forest with no one around to hear it. Does it make a noise? Who's to say?
Jackie: Okay. You're just confusing me.
Hyde: You see? It's murky. That's what I'm up against.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What a load of crap!
Hyde: Who's to say what crap is?