Jackie Quote #287
Quote from Jackie in The Girl I Love
Jackie: Hey, Steven, look. Remember how you said that I was bossy? Well, I think you were right. So, from now on, if I want you to do something, I'll ask first.
Hyde: Well, I just-
Jackie: Shh, I'm talking! [gasps] I am so sorry. There I go again. Okay, here's what I wanted to say: Would you like to go with me to the Girl Scout Alumni Pancake Breakfast?
Hyde: Jackie, I'd rather put on a dress and slow dance with Kelso on Soul Train. But since you asked nicely, I'll go.
Jackie: Yay. Oh, uh, Steven, don't forget to bring a spatula because I signed you up as a flipper.
Hyde: Hey, the flipper better be the guy who judges the Alumni Bikini Contest! It's not.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Girl I Love’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you but we just bought wine the other day. What are you doing, brushing your teeth with the stuff?
Kitty: Red, it's not for me. Well, this one is. We're having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Red: No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. Makes me feel superior.
Kitty: Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman.
Red: Did you say "dinner party"? [chuckles] See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys, I really want Nina to like me so please, avoid the following topics: my addiction to candy, the fact that I have needs, and my use of Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.
Jackie: Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair?
Fez: Oh, I do not use it on my hair.
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: What's this about a party?
Kitty: Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. I invited all the kids.
Kelso: I'm a kid.
Kitty: Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date.
Kelso: Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean, yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker.
Kitty: Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. You're no Frank Sinatra, you know!
Kelso: You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady!