Jackie Quote #273
Quote from Jackie in Over the Hills and Far Away
Donna: This is stupid. I mean, why am I looking at a school I don't even want to go to? [sighs] I should've gone to U.W. with Eric. And I should've laughed at his thunderstorm jokes. You know, I bet those sluts at U.W. will laugh at them. Sluts!
Jackie: What, U.W. has sluts? Steven loves sluts.
Donna: He's not gonna do anything. He's with you now.
Jackie: Well, I don't know if he is or not. I mean, look. Last week, he called me his girlfriend. And then this week, I couldn't even trick him into promising me he wouldn't fool around with someone else. And I was very passive-aggressive.
Donna: I believe that.
Jackie: Donna, I promised to be faithful. And all he said was, "Good to know." "Good to know, " Donna! You know what, I am too depressed to go to orientation with you. Steven crushed my spirit, and now there's only one place I can turn to.
Donna: Please, God, don't let it be me.
Jackie: No. The cheerleading demonstration. I mean, at first, when they yell, "We've got spirit, how 'bout you?" Well, of course, I'll have to say no! But- But show me a human pyramid and a really sharp pom-pom waterfall and I'll get it back.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Over the Hills and Far Away’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hold it, you two. Now, before we hit the road, we need to have a talk about that horrible thing that's taken over your mother.
Eric: You mean, her "change of life"?
Hyde: Thought we were calling it "the lady-parts problem."
Red: It goes by many names. Now, we're dealing with a tricky enemy here. I haven't been this frosty since Korea. And just like a commie, it can jump out and attack you at any moment.
Kitty: [o.s.] Red, honey.
Hyde: Incoming!
Eric: Retreat!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey. Wait up.
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: The explanation's pinned to my lapel.
Red: "Dear Red. Mr. Kelso and I are unable to take Michael to U.W. Here's $30 so he can go with you." Where's the 30 bucks?
Kelso: Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game.
Red: I swear to God, Kelso! You make Eric look like Einstein.
Eric: Thank you, Daddy.
Kelso: "Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.
Quote from Kelso
Red: What do you want?
Kelso: Once again, the explanation is pinned to my lapel. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Forman, please give Michael $30 for the game you threw out the window and broke. Signed, my parents."
Kitty: [laughs]
Red: Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.