Red Quote #429
Quote from Red in Heartbreaker
Bea: Burt, honey, why don't you come over and sit with us?
Burt: I'm fine here.
Bea: We'd really like it if you would sit and join the party.
Burt: I'm part of the party right here.
Bea: [shouts] Sit! [Burt sighs]
Red: So, Burt, you're lookin' fit.
Burt: Dry heat and central air. That's the key.
Red: Uh-huh.
Burt: I've even got an air-conditioned garage. We can go from the house to the car without ever feeling the heat.
Eric: Wow. They literally never have to breathe fresh air. Wow.
Bea: Who needs it?
Red: Yep. [forced chuckle] Well, those are some real nice sandals, Burt. Hardly ever see those on men.
Bea: Also made by the handicapped Indian. What spirit.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.