Donna Quote #244
Quote from Donna in Heartbreaker
Donna: And when he saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart. I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door.
Jackie: Oh, he's just so bad at doors.
Donna: Look, if you don't work things out with Kelso everybody's gonna choose sides, and nobody's gonna be friends anymore.
Jackie: Well, that's not my fault. Look, he deserted me. He broke my heart. I didn't do anything wrong.
Donna: You're dating his best friend! You've gotta talk to him. You owe him an explanation.
Jackie: [groans] This is so not the way I wanted to spend the day.
Donna: Well, I didn't wanna spend the day wiping tears and pudding off of Kelso's cheek.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.