Donna: And when he saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart. I mean, it was awful. And then he ran into the screen door.
Jackie: Oh, he's just so bad at doors.
Donna: Look, if you don't work things out with Kelso everybody's gonna choose sides, and nobody's gonna be friends anymore.
Jackie: Well, that's not my fault. Look, he deserted me. He broke my heart. I didn't do anything wrong.
Donna: You're dating his best friend! You've gotta talk to him. You owe him an explanation.
Jackie: [groans] This is so not the way I wanted to spend the day.
Donna: Well, I didn't wanna spend the day wiping tears and pudding off of Kelso's cheek.