Hyde Quote #122
Quote from Hyde in Punk Chick
Eric: So, Hyde, you're, like, really going through with this?
Hyde: Yeah, man. I mean, you know. I know people spit on you there and the rats are as big as your head or whatever. But this might be my only chance to escape, Forman.
Eric: Man, you can't leave now. We're finally getting old enough to do some serious damage to this town. Remember we were gonna paint that pot leaf on the water tower?
Hyde: Vandalism, while tempting, is not enough reason for me to stay. Plus, you can do that without me.
Eric: But we won't do that without you. Hyde, you're the reason we do so many stupid, senseless things.
Hyde: Yeah, that is true.
Eric: Hyde, I've never told this to another human being but I... I... I cannot get Donna's bra off.
Hyde: Hooks or snaps?
Eric: Both. She keeps throwing me changeups.
Hyde: All right, here's what you do, okay? You buy a bra and you practice on it at home then you give it to Donna as a gift.
Eric: See, that's brilliant. You're like an evil genius, man!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Punk Chick’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: It worked!
Kelso: Smaller paddles!
Red: Congratulations, son. You have seen the future.
Kelso: Yeah. You're so right, Red. Home computers. That is the future.
Red: No, no, no. Not computers. Soldering. The future is soldering. [scoffs] Computers.
Quote from Red
Red: We don't think that you should go.
Kitty: New York is a dangerous place.
Red: A young man today needs a high school diploma.
Kitty: In New York, you get mugged for no good reason.
Red: Do you have any idea what the job market is like?
Kitty: The people are rude. And you have feelings.
Red: Without that sheepskin, you are nothing. And not the kind of nothing that you are now. An even lower, more pathetic nothing.
Kitty: They spit. That's right, they spit!
Red: What are you gonna put on your resume? "Dumbass"?
Hyde: I'm not afraid of anything, and I'm going.
Red: Well, that didn't go that great. Way to go, Kitty.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Hmm. Where should the three of us go on our drive?
Eric: Actually, Fez, just Donna and I are gonna...
Fez: Oh, I see. So, you are going to ditch me. Just like Hyde. Every day, I am here with my heart on my sleeve hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore? [Hyde enters with a confident stride] Damn you, Hyde. Did you go horseback riding without me?