Red Quote #83
Quote from Red in Punk Chick
Red: We don't think that you should go.
Kitty: New York is a dangerous place.
Red: A young man today needs a high school diploma.
Kitty: In New York, you get mugged for no good reason.
Red: Do you have any idea what the job market is like?
Kitty: The people are rude. And you have feelings.
Red: Without that sheepskin, you are nothing. And not the kind of nothing that you are now. An even lower, more pathetic nothing.
Kitty: They spit. That's right, they spit!
Red: What are you gonna put on your resume? "Dumbass"?
Hyde: I'm not afraid of anything, and I'm going.
Red: Well, that didn't go that great. Way to go, Kitty.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Forman: Dumbass Quotes’
Quote from Red in The Battle of Evermore
Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.
Quote from Red in Sally Simpson
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.
‘Punk Chick’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: It worked!
Kelso: Smaller paddles!
Red: Congratulations, son. You have seen the future.
Kelso: Yeah. You're so right, Red. Home computers. That is the future.
Red: No, no, no. Not computers. Soldering. The future is soldering. [scoffs] Computers.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Hmm. Where should the three of us go on our drive?
Eric: Actually, Fez, just Donna and I are gonna...
Fez: Oh, I see. So, you are going to ditch me. Just like Hyde. Every day, I am here with my heart on my sleeve hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore? [Hyde enters with a confident stride] Damn you, Hyde. Did you go horseback riding without me?
Quote from Red
Red: Kelso! You have 10 seconds to tell me what you're doing.
Kelso: I can explain-
Red: Nine seconds!
Kelso: See-
Red: Eight!
Kelso: Okay, but this counting-
Red: Three.
Kelso: What? No, there's no way that was five seconds.
Red: It is now. Three!
Kelso: I just wanted-
Red: Two.
Kelso: Smaller paddles.
Red: Time!
Kelso: Don't hurt me!