Eric: So, Hyde, you're, like, really going through with this?
Hyde: Yeah, man. I mean, you know. I know people spit on you there and the rats are as big as your head or whatever. But this might be my only chance to escape, Forman.
Eric: Man, you can't leave now. We're finally getting old enough to do some serious damage to this town. Remember we were gonna paint that pot leaf on the water tower?
Hyde: Vandalism, while tempting, is not enough reason for me to stay. Plus, you can do that without me.
Eric: But we won't do that without you. Hyde, you're the reason we do so many stupid, senseless things.
Hyde: Yeah, that is true.
Eric: Hyde, I've never told this to another human being but I... I... I cannot get Donna's bra off.
Hyde: Hooks or snaps?
Eric: Both. She keeps throwing me changeups.
Hyde: All right, here's what you do, okay? You buy a bra and you practice on it at home then you give it to Donna as a gift.
Eric: See, that's brilliant. You're like an evil genius, man!