Eric Quote #127
Quote from Eric in Water Tower
Laurie: Eric?
Eric: Get off of my mom. What?
Laurie: What is it with you? You've been extra losery lately.
Eric: I saw Mom and Dad having sex.
Laurie: Oh. Oh. You poor thing. [hugs Eric] It's all right. It's okay. Baby's fine.
Eric: Oh, Laurie, it was horrible. And I can't get the image out of my mind. I mean, it was Mom and Dad, but they were... They were like a pair of wildebeests on a National Geographic Special.
[fantasy:]
Announcer: [v.o.] Deep in the unexplored psyche of a confused young man is a wilderness called wild Wisconsin. After several days of tracking, we've finally located the den of the wily Red. Here we see Suburbus Sexmaniacus tracking his prey through the living room. Observe as the male indicates his interest in mating by making loud, aggressive noises. [Red turns on the blender] The female's attractive double knit pantsuit and scarlet lips signal her readiness. This display is not lost on the male. Oh, here he goes. Let's watch. [Red and Kitty kiss]
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‘Water Tower’ Quotes
Quote from Laurie
Laurie: Eric, I am so sorry. But you have to understand. Mom and Dad are in love. They have urges and needs just like us.
Eric: No urges. No needs.
Laurie: I learned in psychology class that what you went through is traumatic. But don't worry. Many people have had this same experience.
Eric: Really? And they turned out all right?
Laurie: Well, some of them turned out to be serial killers. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence. But whatever.
Eric: You know what the sad thing is? I actually think you're trying to be nice.
Laurie: Yeah. It's just not my strong suit. Sorry.
Eric: So, I'll be all right?
Laurie: No.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, honey. Were your father and I having intercourse?
Eric: Mom.
Kitty: Well, no wonder you've been acting so weird. Red, say something. Make him feel better.
Red: Um... It's more fun than it looks.
Kitty: Red.
Red: What? What do you want me to say?
Eric: Look, you know what? Um... You guys do it. And I'm okay with that. So thanks.
Red: Sure thing. I just hope you learned your lesson.
Eric: Oh, yes, sir. I did. Wait a second. What lesson?
Red: Always knock.
Eric: Oh.
Kitty: Oh, oh. Even in the middle of the afternoon.
Eric: Oh, my God.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Eric. Your father and I have noticed that you've been acting very strange lately.
Red: Like a hippie.
Kitty: Is there something you want to tell us?
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because- Because we can help you get clean. There's counseling, hospitalization-
Red: My foot kicking your ass.