Laurie: Eric?
Eric: Get off of my mom. What?
Laurie: What is it with you? You've been extra losery lately.
Eric: I saw Mom and Dad having sex.
Laurie: Oh. Oh. You poor thing. [hugs Eric] It's all right. It's okay. Baby's fine.
Eric: Oh, Laurie, it was horrible. And I can't get the image out of my mind. I mean, it was Mom and Dad, but they were... They were like a pair of wildebeests on a National Geographic Special.
[fantasy:]
Announcer: [v.o.] Deep in the unexplored psyche of a confused young man is a wilderness called wild Wisconsin. After several days of tracking, we've finally located the den of the wily Red. Here we see Suburbus Sexmaniacus tracking his prey through the living room. Observe as the male indicates his interest in mating by making loud, aggressive noises. [Red turns on the blender] The female's attractive double knit pantsuit and scarlet lips signal her readiness. This display is not lost on the male. Oh, here he goes. Let's watch. [Red and Kitty kiss]