Kelso Quote #78
Quote from Kelso in A New Hope
Laurie: [sighs] I'm bored.
Kelso: If you're bored, you should go see Star Wars.
Laurie: No, I was thinking of doing something else and...
Kelso: Laurie, what's going on? You're acting like you're liking me and that's weird.
Laurie: It's like I told you, Kelso. I'm bored.
Kelso: That's very flattering. But you know, Jackie and I are back together.
Laurie: Oh, I understand. Do you want to see my appendix scar?
Kelso: Once again, what's-her-name and I are back together.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘A New Hope’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzie, man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Where's Eric?
Red: Uh... I don't know.
Kitty: I think you do know, Red.
Red: All right, Kitty. Some kid's been hitting on Donna so he went to fight him. But it's no big deal.
Kitty: No big deal? You men are such Neanderthals! Fighting over a woman. It's ridiculous. It's like that time at that beach when that lifeguard pinched my fanny. You just had to lay him out, didn't you?
Red: Well, yeah.
Kitty: Well, how do you think I felt, Red? Watching you stand over that poor man, your eyes burning with intensity, your- your suntanned muscles gleaming like a bronzed god.
[Red and Kitty turn to each other and then run up the stairs]
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: There's no way it's better than The Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.