Kelso Quote #367
Quote from Kelso in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Kelso: All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me.
Jackie: You used to cheat on me all the time!
Kelso: Yeah? Well, yeah. But you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy.
Jackie: I didn't cheat out of hate, Michael. I cheated because lately, you've been acting like I don't exist.
Kelso: Well, I sure know you exist now that you Frenched the whole mall. Look, I know that I need to pay more attention to you and I want to forgive you, but I have all this anger built up inside of me and nowhere to put it.
Jackie: Eric knew about the kiss all along and didn't tell you.
Kelso: You knew?
Eric: Jackie.
Jackie: What'd you expect?
Kelso: You're a dead man, Forman!
Jackie: Get him, Michael!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie's Cheese Squeeze’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. [Donna, Fez & Hyde laugh]
Fez: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don't know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don't know.
Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don't know.
Kelso: [laughs]
Donna, Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don't know.
Quote from Eric
Jackie: Eric, did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric: Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should- No, no, no! That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue.
Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship.
Eric: You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
Jackie: Right. So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm. Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.
Jackie: Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And go.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready.
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand!
Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.