Red Quote #368
Quote from Red in An Eric Forman Christmas
Red: Hey, those decorations aren't half bad.
Jackie: Look, it's snowing!
Bob: Yeah, I hooked up the snow machine. Don't nobody smoke though. This stuff might be toxic.
Kitty: Oh, a tape player. Didn't know you wanted one of those! [chuckles]
Eric: Isn't it beautiful? Hey, Steven.
Red: Fix that light up there, will you?
Fez: Ah, I dropped my candy.
Pastor Dave: Oh, no.
Kelso: [groans] Ah, my knee!
Hyde: How's that?
["Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" plays as the scene transforms into a nativity picture]
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‘An Eric Forman Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store.
Bob: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.
Red: Yeah, well, if I had "mistlefoot," it'd be in your ass. [laughs]
Kitty: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends.
Red: Maybe next year, Kitty.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Guys, check this out. It looks just like when we were kids. And look, the wise-men gifts: gold, myrrh, and- [sniffs] Hyde, I think this one's yours.
Hyde: That'd be my baggie of frankincense.
Quote from Red
[As Red sneaks back into the house draped in Christmas decorations, he screams as he turns around and sees Kitty]
Kitty: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations?
Red: It's only stealing if you, uh... if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away.
Kitty: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch.
Red: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.