Kelso Quote #51
Kelso: Thanks for the burger. Oh, and the hat.
Gus: Well, I just like to see that smile. You seem... You seem kinda down about your friend... Eric.
Kelso: Yeah. It's just, you know, he's always been there for me. Like when people used to call me dumb, he'd say, "Hey, he's not as dumb as you think." People don't like to talk about it, but guy-to-guy relationships are pretty special, you know?
Gus: They can be the most beautiful thing in the world.
Kelso: I don't know why I do this stuff. It's just, like I get these urges, you know, and I can't control them.
Gus: Shoot, I wrote that country song. [plays Linda Ronstadt's "When Will I Be Loved" and sings along] I've been cheated Been mistreated When will I be loved
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Ski Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Red: Well, here's your emergency roadside kit.
Eric: Kitty litter? Oh, kitty litter. Right.
Kitty: Um, honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian. [both laugh]
Kitty: Okay, stay warm.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!
Hyde: What did I do?
Fez: You kissed Pam Macy. [Kelso gasps]
Jackie: I trusted you, Michael, and now all my friends are laughing at me. I can't even show my face in the third floor bathroom anymore. And that's the cool bathroom.
Kelso: But, I-
Jackie: No, Michael. We're through.
Kelso: Okay. If that's the way you want it, we're through. And Monday, when we get back from that ski trip, it's over.
Jackie: No, Michael. No, no, no, no, no. You won't be skiing this weekend.
Kelso: Oh, that's just great, Jackie. Cancel the ski trip and disappoint all our friends.
Jackie: Oh, no, no, no. We are still going.
Kelso: They're surely not going without me. Right, guys?
Jackie: Oh, and did I mention my parents are not coming so it'll be just us?
Eric: So, we'll see you Monday!