Donna Quote #195

Quote from Donna in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Donna: This is your fault. None of this would have happened if you hadn't been such a jerk and kicked me out of the basement.
Eric: Well, you came in and you were just so, "Oh, we broke up, and I don't care, and, hey, let's just watch TV." Tra la la la la.
Donna: Eric, I was faking it. I'm miserable and uncomfortable, and this whole thing sucks.
Eric: You're miserable? Well, that's great! I mean, I'm miserable too. Okay, so, how about this? We just hang out together and pretend everything's fine for, you know- for the sake of our friends.
Donna: I can do that.
Eric: Okay. But, you know, [sighs] you have to stop trying to look so hot when you come over.
Donna: I have not been doing that.
Eric: Red lipstick, no bra?
Donna: Okay, yeah, I did that.

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Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.