Donna: This is your fault. None of this would have happened if you hadn't been such a jerk and kicked me out of the basement.
Eric: Well, you came in and you were just so, "Oh, we broke up, and I don't care, and, hey, let's just watch TV." Tra la la la la.
Donna: Eric, I was faking it. I'm miserable and uncomfortable, and this whole thing sucks.
Eric: You're miserable? Well, that's great! I mean, I'm miserable too. Okay, so, how about this? We just hang out together and pretend everything's fine for, you know- for the sake of our friends.
Donna: I can do that.
Eric: Okay. But, you know, [sighs] you have to stop trying to look so hot when you come over.
Donna: I have not been doing that.
Eric: Red lipstick, no bra?
Donna: Okay, yeah, I did that.