Fez: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
Hyde: No, man, that's not how you do it. You gotta be aloof.
Fez: Did you just call me a "loof"? Because if so, I'll have to kick you in your 'nads.
Hyde: No, man. Aloof. Distant. Zen.
Fez: Well, that's not what loof means in my language.
Hyde: Look, I don't care what you think it means, that's what it means here.
Fez: You're the loof.
Hyde: Fez, it's not-
Fez: I said loof!

[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.

[circle:]
[Kelso is silent as Eric talks]
Eric: And then she just comes down in the basement like it's no big deal. After what happened? And she's just gonna act like everything's cool and everything's fine?
[As the camera pans to Fez, he is playing with his lip as Eric continues]
Eric: ...You don't love me, you don't get my couch or my friends. I'm a package deal, baby.
[As the camera pans to Hyde, he remains silent as Eric continues]
Eric: So, I just told her, "Fire up those walking sticks, Big Red, because this ain't happening. I'm not having it."
Hyde: [sighs] Hey, Forman, we were all there, and that ain't how it happened. You wanna talk about it some more?
[As the camera pans to Kelso, he turns to look at Eric]
Eric: Mmm, no.