Eric Quote #66

Quote from Eric in Eric's Buddy

Eric: All right, this is basically all you need to know about Bohr's theory of atomic structure.
Buddy: Cool, man. Thanks, I appreciate it. Listen, you don't mind me being your chemistry lab partner?
Eric: No. Why would I mind?
Buddy: Just 'cause I, you know, I tend to blow things up.
Eric: Whoa. Whoa. Buddy, what are you doing?
Buddy: Unlocking my car.
Eric: No way. This is your car? Oh, so, you're the guy I hate.
Buddy: Yeah. Yeah, that would be me.
Eric: Can I just-
Buddy: Yeah, man.
Eric: I'm so glad you're my lab partner.
Buddy: I could take you for a ride if you want.
Eric: No way. Let's go! [Eric plays with the automatic window]
Buddy: Hey, don't do that. I'm kidding.

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Quote from Red

Red: Well, it's got stainless steel rotor blades so it can crush ice, which is why I keep it out here at the bar. Um... And it has the highest wattage that you can get without moving up to the industrial model which would cost you twice as much.
Kitty: Well, now, see, we have had this blender all these years and I never knew that's why we bought it.
Red: You didn't know that? How could you not know that?
Kitty: Oh, Red, everybody doesn't research every product before they buy it.
Red: Well, then they're dumbasses.
Kitty: Well, that's right. And that's why they need you to tell them what to buy.

Quote from Kelso

Hyde: Where the hell is Forman, man? This isn't like him.
Kelso: I'm really starting to get worried. I mean, what if something happened to him?
Hyde: Nothing happened to him.
Kelso: What if he's lost or hurt somewhere?
Hyde: Calm down, Lassie, I'm sure Timmy's just fine.
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.

Quote from Fez

Fez: They're finally getting off the island.
Eric: No, Fez, they're not getting off the island.
Fez: But they have a coconut radio. What could go wrong? Oh, Gilligan ["Jill-igan"].