Kitty Quote #34
Quote from Kitty in Thanksgiving
Kitty: Oh, Eric, I forgot to tell you, your sister's bringing a friend home so you'll be sleeping in the basement.
Eric: The basement? They should sleep in Laurie's room.
Kitty: Oh, and Red, I've been thinking. Maybe this Thanksgiving we should skip the big turkey. Small ones are on sale at Piggly Wiggly.
Red: This family doesn't scrimp on holidays. Can you imagine my mother sitting down to a chicken?
Kitty: Red, your mother won't eat my cooking anyway so that won't be a problem.
Eric: Dad, they should sleep in the basement.
Kitty: Red, last Thanksgiving she said her jaw wasn't strong enough to chew the turkey. And that was a magnificent turkey.
Eric: Dad, it's my room.
Kitty: I work myself to the bone for that-
Red: All right, that's it! Hold it. Now, Kitty, don't get worked up over my mother. And you, you're sleeping in the basement! And we're all having a happy damn Thanksgiving!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric. Now, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we- Um, you already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Quote from Eric
Red: So, tell me about school.
Laurie: Oh, well, I've decided to major in philosophy.
Eric: That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay.
Red: Eric, what did I tell you about being funny?
Eric: I'm not.
Red: That's right. Now, sweep the garage.
Eric: Yes, sir.
Quote from Red
Red: Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families?
Hyde, Kelso & Fez: Um...