Kitty: Oh, Eric, I forgot to tell you, your sister's bringing a friend home so you'll be sleeping in the basement.
Eric: The basement? They should sleep in Laurie's room.
Kitty: Oh, and Red, I've been thinking. Maybe this Thanksgiving we should skip the big turkey. Small ones are on sale at Piggly Wiggly.
Red: This family doesn't scrimp on holidays. Can you imagine my mother sitting down to a chicken?
Kitty: Red, your mother won't eat my cooking anyway so that won't be a problem.
Eric: Dad, they should sleep in the basement.
Kitty: Red, last Thanksgiving she said her jaw wasn't strong enough to chew the turkey. And that was a magnificent turkey.
Eric: Dad, it's my room.
Kitty: I work myself to the bone for that-
Red: All right, that's it! Hold it. Now, Kitty, don't get worked up over my mother. And you, you're sleeping in the basement! And we're all having a happy damn Thanksgiving!