Kitty Quote #25
Kitty: Hey, gang. [they hide the keg behind curtains] Oh, don't mind me. Just came down to do an emergency presoak on my nurses' uniform. [chuckles] You remember Mr. Wilbur, the fireman? Well, he came in today with a sebaceous cyst which is a pocket of fluid that's kind of like a pussy bath oil bead under your skin. And you think it's solid, but if you take an instrument and you pierce the core and then you apply pressure with your thumb... [Eric walks in with the tub] Hi, snicklefritz, what are you doing with the tub?
Eric: Oh, the tub. We were just working on a class project.
Hyde: We're making a volcano... snicklefritz.
Kitty: Out of ice? Well, I think it might melt. [laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Keg’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Donna: Go for it, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, we'll throw a party. Gonna charge $2 a head.
Kelso: $2 a head. A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's 168 beers. If we each drink three beers a piece-
Hyde: No way, sophomores gonna drink one.
Kelso: True.
Hyde: Yeah, and the freshmen will only drink a half.
Kelso: So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person which means we can invite 112 people. That's $224.
Hyde: Cash.
Kelso: Which is decent.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Those kids could be anywhere. Needle, meet haystack.
Red: Look, they left the house in a wood-paneled ocean liner. We should be able to find them.
Bob: Yep, it's a real asphalt jungle out here. The sun goes down, the rats come out. I lost my mailbox last year. Oh, yeah, you know what it is? The evil spilling over from Sheboygan. Oh, how many stories do you suppose there are in this naked burg?
Red: Eight, Bob. There are eight.
Quote from Fez
Fez: How did you find it?
Hyde: We were driving down the road, man, and there she was.
Fez: Oh, it was a beer in the headlights. [laughs] That is my first American joke.