Jackie Quote #25
Quote from Jackie in Eric's Burger Job
Jackie: Michael, sit. We need to talk.
Kelso: [sits on waterbed] Whoa! Ahoy, Jackie! Welcome aboard the USS Kelso.
Jackie: You know, sometimes I'm beginning to think you're a real screw-up. [Kelso chuckles] You see, one day I want a house, and kids, and maybe a chandelier. And if you can't give me those things, Michael, then this is all a big waste of time. You just- You gotta try harder. [Jackie sits down] Wait, Michael, something feels wet.
Kelso: [inner monologue] "Dear penthouse."
Jackie: No, no! You popped the waterbed!
Kelso: Oh, it must've been my roach clip. Jackie, maybe they won't notice.
Jackie: I am in love with a Doofus.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Burger Job’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Don't slouch.
Eric: Wouldn't that fall under the "stand up straight" category?
Red: See? That's a smartmouth. You're fired, Mr. Smartmouth. See? That's how that works.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Well, what do you know, Kelso? We're out of beer. You know what? Forman's old man's got a fridge in the garage and I know he's got beer in it.
[Once again, Red sits up in his chair. As Hyde, Kelso and Fez sneak into Red's garage, they stumble into the lawn mower, making a loud clatter. As they reach the fridge, they are illuminated by the head lights of the Vista Cruiser. The guys scream.]
Kelso: [points to Fez] It was his idea.
Fez: Remind me to kick your ass.
Hyde: Uh, hey, Red. Uh... Is Forman around?
Red: Well, he sure as hell is not inside that fridge. [drinks beer]
Quote from Kitty
Eric: So, Dad, the guys and I are thinking about getting jobs.
Kitty: No, no, no. You have a job. It's your job to get good grades, go to college, graduate and... leave me.