Donna Quote #7
Quote from Donna in Battle of the Sexists
Eric: What are you doing?
Donna: Just shooting some hoops, waiting for an apology.
Eric: Well, when you think of one, I'll be glad to hear it.
Donna: [sighs] Okay, look we're both acting like jerks. I'm sorry.
Eric: Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
Donna: You know, maybe we shouldn't play basketball anymore. Or any games, for that matter.
Eric: Yeah, maybe. End of an era, huh?
Donna: Hey, remember when we were eight and I beat you at wrestling? That was fun.
Eric: Donna, you sat on my chest and made me eat a clump of dirt.
Donna: All right, screw it. You want to just play?
Eric: Yeah, I do. Hey, you're not going to make me eat a clump of dirt again, are you?
Donna: We'll see.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Battle of the Sexists’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
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Eric: Wait, wait, wait. What about Kelso? I mean, Jackie has him totally whipped.
Fez: Whipped like the family pig.
Kelso: I am not pig-whipped. Where do you even get that stuff?
Hyde: Are you kidding? [as Jackie] Michael, call me at 8:00.
Eric: [as Jackie] Michael, do your Chico impression.
Fez: [as Jackie] Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you.
[The camera pans around to Kelso, Hyde and then Eric, who are all stunned into silence]
Fez: Please, someone else talk now.
Quote from Red
Red: Is this table wobbling?
Kitty: I don't think so.
Red: No, no, no, no. It's definitely wobbling.
Kitty: Well, honey, anything will wobble if you shake it hard enough.
Red: Give me a hand, Eric. We'll flip this thing over.
Kitty: Honey, honey, we're eating. We're eating.
Eric: Yeah, let's just put a sugar packet under it.
Red: Sugar packet? That's what's wrong with this country, Eric. Nobody wants to roll up their sleeves and work. They're all looking for their sugar packet solution. Well, not me. I'm getting the saw. [exits]
Eric: Mom, has Dad gone crazy?
Kitty: I'm afraid so, dear.
Quote from Midge
Midge: Honey, I think your annoying friend is right.
Donna: What?
Midge: Certain things change.
Donna: Eric and I have been playing games our whole lives. And sometimes he wins, and sometimes I win.
Midge: No, I mean the rules change. Women have to pretend to be weak and fragile so that men can feel superior.
Donna: That's insane. If women don't learn to stand up for themselves, men will always control the world.
Midge: Oh, honey. Men don't control the world.