Kitty Quote #12
Kitty: Kids. Kids, kids, kids. The President is coming.
Eric: What President?
Kelso: The President of these United States, Gerald R. Ford, the 36th ...8th... 40th... I don't know. He's the President.
Eric: Why would Ford come to Point Place?
Jackie: Because we are a whistle-stop along his Wisconsin campaign trail. My dad organized it.
Kitty: Dear, the next time you know a president is coming to town please give me a little more notice. I need to vacuum. Eric, you tidy up this basement. A pie! I gotta make a pie!
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Quote from Fez
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like "I hate the fuzz" on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Quote from Red
Kitty: Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway.
Red: It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did I'd kick him in the keister.
Kitty: Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford.
Red: Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
Kitty: [laughs] But he still is our President.
Red: Oh, the boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting.
Eric: Um... Well... [gulps] I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's- That's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Quote from Eric
Red: So how's the car?
Eric: Real good.
Red: By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to?
Eric: Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive?
Red: You being a smartmouth?
Eric: Yes, and I'm sorry.