Kitty: Kids. Kids, kids, kids. The President is coming.
Eric: What President?
Kelso: The President of these United States, Gerald R. Ford, the 36th ...8th... 40th... I don't know. He's the President.
Eric: Why would Ford come to Point Place?
Jackie: Because we are a whistle-stop along his Wisconsin campaign trail. My dad organized it.
Kitty: Dear, the next time you know a president is coming to town please give me a little more notice. I need to vacuum. Eric, you tidy up this basement. A pie! I gotta make a pie!