Kelso Quote #272
Quote from Kelso in Canadian Road Trip
Kelso: No! We had to smuggle Fez. It was the only way for him to see this great country with its spacious skies and fruited waves of plain. And... [sings] Oh, Canada Our home and native land-
Chris: Nice try, kid.
Kelso & Eric: [sing] True patriot love In all thy sons' command-
Bryan: It's not gonna work.
Kelso, Eric, Fez & Hyde: [sing] With glowing hearts We see thee rise the true north strong as... [voices trail off] [Leo starts off and others join] From far and wide Oh, Canada we stand on guard for thee [Mounties join in] God keep our land Glorious and free Oh, Canada We stand on guard for thee Oh, Canada We stand on guard for thee
Chris: You sure are good kids.
Leo: Thanks, man.
Bryan: You know, there must be some way to put this all behind us.
Chris: Yeah, but there's not.
Kelso: We'll give you our beer.
Chris: [gasps] Oh, God bless you, son.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Canadian Road Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, no. I think I lost my green card.
Eric: Damn, Fez. Where's the last place you had it?
Fez: If I knew that, I would have it now, you son of a bitch.
Kelso: All right, Fez. Take it easy.
Fez: No. You take it easy. They're gonna throw me in Canadian jail. Have you seen Midnight Express? Well, it's like that, but with hockey sticks.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Kelso, you're not going.
Kelso: What? Why not?
Hyde: Because this is a risky mission. You tend to screw these things up.
Kelso: Yo, that is a damnable lie!
Eric: Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door and you lit it in the car on the way over?
Kelso: Yeah. I wanted to see it all flame-y.
Eric: And then you panicked and stepped on it.
Kelso: Eric, it was on fire!
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Hyde: Leo, man, what are you doin' here?
Leo: Sitting. What are you doin' here?
Hyde: We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.
Leo: Canada? Cool. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.
Eric: Oh, conscientious objector, huh?
Leo: No. I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man. But I don't want nothing to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.