Fez Quote #242
Quote from Fez in Holy Craps!
Fez: Um, Caroline, I have to break up with you.
Caroline: Why? And don't say it's because I'm crazy. Because I'm not crazy.
Fez: Oh, no. Oh- Oh, no. Of cour- Of course not. It's just, um- It's just, um... Donna and I are in love.
Caroline: What?
Donna: Oh, my God.
Jackie: Ewww!
Fez: Yes, we are freaky for each other. Please tell her. Please.
Donna: [quietly] What if she tries to kill me?
Fez: You're a giant. You can take her.
[Donna gives Fez a passionate kiss]
Caroline: Oh, my God. You're really breaking up with me?
Fez: Is that okay?
Caroline: Fez, I just want to say that you will never be as happy as you were with me! Ever. And until you realize that, I'll be seeing you. And by "I'll be seeing you," I mean that I'll be watching you. But you won't know it. Except I just told you, so you do know it. Anyway, this isn't over! [exits]
Fez: Whew. Sure am glad that's over.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.