Fez: Um, Caroline, I have to break up with you.
Caroline: Why? And don't say it's because I'm crazy. Because I'm not crazy.
Fez: Oh, no. Oh- Oh, no. Of cour- Of course not. It's just, um- It's just, um... Donna and I are in love.
Caroline: What?
Donna: Oh, my God.
Jackie: Ewww!
Fez: Yes, we are freaky for each other. Please tell her. Please.
Donna: [quietly] What if she tries to kill me?
Fez: You're a giant. You can take her.
[Donna gives Fez a passionate kiss]
Caroline: Oh, my God. You're really breaking up with me?
Fez: Is that okay?
Caroline: Fez, I just want to say that you will never be as happy as you were with me! Ever. And until you realize that, I'll be seeing you. And by "I'll be seeing you," I mean that I'll be watching you. But you won't know it. Except I just told you, so you do know it. Anyway, this isn't over! [exits]
Fez: Whew. Sure am glad that's over.