Eric Quote #350
Quote from Eric in Holy Craps!
Eric: That's Donna.
Glen: Oh, look at that. A carrot top, huh? Ah, that's great, kid. Just great. You know, I was a lot like you: a milky-white loser with a cheap haircut and less muscle tone than a canned ham.
Eric: Okay, first of all, Glen, I'm wiry, okay?
Glen: Yeah, I was dating the hottest looking girl in the school. Thought I had it made.
Eric: So what happened?
Glen: I don't know really. One day we just realized that she had heard all of my stories and I had heard all of her stories and, well, that's when she stopped being nice and started eating.
Eric: Oh, God, Donna eats.
Glen: Better watch it there, kid. It starts small. A few wise-ass comments, and then they're puttin' you down in front of your friends.
[flashback bubble:]
Eric: Donna, you stole the funny part.
Donna: Well, Eric, I've heard it like eight times.
[present:]
Glen: Then before you know it, you're praying for death. [chuckles] Either hers or yours. Either way, at least it's quiet.
Eric: You really brought me down, man.
Glen: Yeah. [chuckles] Yeah, I do that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.