Kelso Quote #264
Quote from Kelso in Holy Craps!
Kelso: We gotta win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots. I mean, these are the most technologically advanced of all the plastic, spring-loaded boxing robots.
Hyde: Who knows? Maybe we'll get lucky.
Kelso: Or... we could cheat.
Hyde: Kelso, man, you're willing to cheat? Here in the house of the Lord? You're coming along nicely.
Kelso: Yeah, I mean, it's not that bad. Because technically we're only in the basement of the Lord. And I'll bet he never comes down here.
Hyde: Yeah, good point. Plus what old lady wants Rock'em Sock'em Robots or a box of Pop Rocks or a SuperBall?
Kelso: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they could hurt themselves. You give the elderly Pop Rocks, and they could get all foamy and stroke out.
Hyde: So we're helping.
Kelso: We're helping.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.