Kelso Quote #257

Quote from Kelso in The Trials of Michael Kelso

Donna: Kelso, what are you doing?
Kelso: We're just tossing around this egg Jackie gave me to take care of.
Donna: Don't you think it might break?
Kelso: Yeah, uh, well, we just thought we'd have some fun with it before I threw it at somebody.
Donna: [chuckles] You are such a moron. You are so gonna fail Jackie's test.
Kelso: [chuckles] Test? What test?
Donna: Okay, I'm not supposed to say anything, but Jackie's testing you to see if you're ready to get back together.
Kelso: Oh, my God. Are you serious? Do you think I have a chance?
Donna: Not a good one. You've already failed two tests and you're about to fail the third. That egg is a test of your parenting ability.
Kelso: So what you're saying is if I break that egg then I fail the test, and lose Jackie, the girl I love more than anything in the world? Hyde, give me the egg.
Hyde: Okay, catch. [throws egg at the wall] Whoops. I mean... [cackles]


 ‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.

Quote from Kelso

Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.