Quote from Kelso in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Donna: Kelso, what are you doing? Kelso: We're just tossing around this egg Jackie gave me to take care of. Donna: Don't you think it might break? Kelso: Yeah, uh, well, we just thought we'd have some fun with it before I threw it at somebody. Donna: [chuckles] You are such a moron. You are so gonna fail Jackie's test. Kelso: [chuckles] Test? What test? Donna: Okay, I'm not supposed to say anything, but Jackie's testing you to see if you're ready to get back together. Kelso: Oh, my God. Are you serious? Do you think I have a chance? Donna: Not a good one. You've already failed two tests and you're about to fail the third. That egg is a test of your parenting ability. Kelso: So what you're saying is if I break that egg then I fail the test, and lose Jackie, the girl I love more than anything in the world? Hyde, give me the egg. Hyde: Okay, catch. [throws egg at the wall] Whoops. I mean... [cackles]