Eric Quote #299
Quote from Eric in Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
Eric: Donna, what the hell are you doing?
Donna: Well, I guess you've caught me. And if you must know the truth I'm not boring, you ass.
Eric: I never said you were boring. How'd you know I'd follow you here?
Donna: I saw you spying on me.
Eric: I wasn't- No, I wasn't spying on you. I was teaching Fez how to spy on your naked- Yeah, you know what, I was spying on you. What a weird night.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Donna: No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do... together.
Eric: [snorts] I doubt it.
Kelso: Oh! That is a burn.
Donna: Wait. What?
Eric: No, I- No, I didn't- I didn't mean it like that.
Jackie: Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, what the hell are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah, I don't know if you know this but you're dressed like a girl. And not a nice girl.
Fez: Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. You look stupid.
Eric: Yeah. Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you please, please toss Fez a pair of pants?
Donna: Or at least a skirt.
Fez: No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my rock-hard ass.
Donna: Fez, put it away or take it outside.
Quote from Eric
Kelso: I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. Not only do I have to wear a suit but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before.
Eric: Uh, Kelso...
Hyde: Leave it.